I
was first attracted to the author Ned Beauman because he has the same
surname as me (with a different spelling). After finding out that he was
younger than me and already a twice-published novelist, I was intrigued
to see how developed he is as a writer at such a young age. I've been
reassuring myself for ages that it's fine if I'm a bit of a lazy writer,
if I don't see myself being anywhere near ready to get a novel
published for the next few years, because there's so much to learn that
it's impossible to write properly until you're about forty. Yet here he
was, published at twenty-six, and with back cover blurb that sounded
very interesting.
It
was reassuring to read Boxer Beetle and see that, although Beauman is
clearly a very talented author, he still has a long way to go before he
reaches the peak of his powers. The premise and historical background to
Boxer Beetle were very interesting, but sometimes the action lagged a
bit. The things I most enjoyed were the little scientific asides on
eugenics and scary-tough beetles, and that a character had
trimethylaminuria, a condition that makes you smell of fish. I'm looking
forward to reading his next novel, The Teleportation Accident, when it
comes out next year in paperback (I hate hardbacks) and following
Beauman's career as he matures. It's exciting how much better you get as
you write more. I read back stories that I wrote a couple of years ago
and see dozens of mistakes that I wouldn't make now. There's a long way
to go, but at least I've got the rest of my life to improve my writing.
I feel sorry for sportsmen who hone their craft and should be getting
better and better, but are instead constantly battling the decline of
their bodies. Despite all of the improvements to their mental
performance and understanding of their game, they are always struggling
to match the highs of their physical peak, and then they get to their
mid-thirties and it's over. It must be very frustrating to be sat on the
pundits' couch, knowing that if you had a body twenty years younger you
could be one of the best players in the world, but having creaky knees
and a bad back instead. In contrast, it's probably better to be
unhealthy as a writer. Moving around is overrated.